Saturday, May 28, 2005

Survey

A survey was conducted by the U.N.
The only question asked was,"Would you please give your most honest opinion
about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a HUGE failure.

In Africa, they did not know what "food" means.
In Western Europe, they did not know what "shortage" means.
In Eastern Europe, they did not know what "opinion" means.
In the Middle East, they did not know what "solution" means.
In South America, they did not know what "please" means.
In Asia, they did not know what "honest" means.
And in the USA, they did not know what "THE REST OF THE WORLD" means

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