Thursday, September 08, 2005

Lets go national

*** Tamil Jokes:***
What is the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
>> Comepalakrishnan

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.

How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
>>Ready....Steady.....PO

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
>>Rangamannar Rangarajan.

****Malayalee Jokes:****
What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
>> Pheno Menon.

What do you call a dashing Malayalee?
>> Debo Nair.

Why did the Malayalee cross the road?
>> To join the trade union on the other side.

***Sindhi Jokes:***
Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?>>>
>> Because air is free.

What do you call a god fearing Sindhi?
>>Bhagwandas Godwani.

A Sindhi painter?
>> Sadarangani.

A Sindhi chef?
>>Papadmull Kukreja.

A Sindhi electrician?
>> Voltram Bijlani.

A Sindhi milkman?
>> Gopal Dudeja.

A Sindhi pest control contractor?
>> Khatmull Marwani.

A Sindhi casanova?
>> Prem Kissinchandani.

A Sindhi fire-engine?
>> Bhambhani.

A Sindhi detergent?
>> Neelam Rin-dani.

A Sindhi postman?
>> Mailwani.

A communist>>>Sindhi?
>> Karl Lal-wani.

A fashionable Sindhi?
>> Jogio Armani or Primlani.

A heroic Sindhi soldier?
>> Hiroo Sipahimalani.

A forgetful Sindhi?
>> Bhulo Bhulchandani.

>>A fat Sindhi?
>>Hathiramani

Adowntrodden Sindhi?
>> Nichani.

A corrupt Sindhi?
>> Chaipani.

A Sindhi fly?
>>Makhija.

A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?
>>Thad-ani.

A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?
>> Kriplani.

A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?
>> Mar-jani.

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