10 most stupid questions

10 most stupid questions' people usually ask in
> > obvious situations and
> > some equally stupid answers.

1. At the movies: When you meet
>> acquaintances/friends...
> > Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
> > Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high
> > heeled shoes steps on your feet...
> > Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
> > Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....
> > why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
> > Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
> > Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
> > Stupid Question:- Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish
> > good??
> > Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
> > cement.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt
> > meets you after years...
> > Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
> > Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
> > yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
> > Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
> > Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife beating,
> > insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
> > call...
> > Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
> > Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu
> > tribes in africa marry or not. And you thought I was
> > sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
> > shorter hair...
> > Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
> > Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.....

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
> > in your outh...
> > Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
> > Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
> > asks...
> > Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
> > Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a
> > piece of chalk and
> > now it's in flames!!!