Nice Joke

A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
>can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking
>for work in six weeks."
>A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
>person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
>A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can
>take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them
>both looking for work in two weeks."
>The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way
>behind,
>we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White
>House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other
>half is preparing for war."