Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Ganguly coming out to bat applying sunscreen on hisface.
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to thetoilet?
A: The entire Indian innings.
Q: How to increase the chances of Indian batsmenplaying out the entire 50 overs?
A: Try giving them two innings to begin with, then trythree and so on.
Q: What would Mark Waugh be if he were an Indianbatsman?
B: In form.
Q: How should John Wright reshuffle the Indian battingorder?
A: Move Extras up the order
Q: Why are the Indian players demanding increasedpayments for test matches?
A: Someone told them that some test matches can gointo the fourth day.
Q: What would Glen McGrath be if! we was an Indian?
A: A genuine all rounder
Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls
Q: When would Ganguly have 100 runsagainst his name?
A: When he is bowling
Q: Who has the easiest job in the Indianteam?
A: The guy who removes red ball marks from the bat
Q: When will India declare the nextnational holiday?
A: If India beats Namibia in the World Cup
Q: What skill is required to officiate inmatches figuring India?
A: The umpire should be able to raise his hands 10times in 5 minutes.
Q: What is to be done to ensure thatone-day matches figuring India las! ts at least one fullsession?
A: The opponent team should bat first
Q: How is the Indian scorecard written?
A: In the ascending order (opening batsman lowest,extras highest)
Q: What would have happened if there wasan 8th ODI?
A: Tendulkar would have scored one more run andcrossed his highest score in the series.
Q: When do you feel that listening toSidhu's commentary less painful?
A: When watching India's batting
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